1. Why is it that you always buy gum when you buy condoms?

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  2. penishole:

    I want to kiss someone.

    2 months ago  /  95 notes  /  Source: penishole

  3. (via rock-me-sexy-jesus)

    2 months ago  /  4,143 notes  /  Source: kushandwizdom

  4. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    2 months ago  /  119,126 notes  /  Source: fuckyeahcomicsbaby

  5. (via ell0there)

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  6. I need some thrill in my life.

    rock-me-sexy-jesus:

    I want to do something exhilarating, something that’ll put me out of my comfort zone, something worthwhile and exciting.

    Maybe something that’ll scare me because that’s when I feel most alive.

    2 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: rock-me-sexy-jesus

  7. itsjustdaphne:

Fuck crashing. My legs hurt so bad :( and my heart even worse. | #biggestbruisesever  was more worried about my car this week than I was myself, looked down at my legs today and was like oh shit wow. #240sx

    itsjustdaphne:

    Fuck crashing. My legs hurt so bad :( and my heart even worse. | #biggestbruisesever was more worried about my car this week than I was myself, looked down at my legs today and was like oh shit wow. #240sx

    2 months ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: itsjustdaphne

  8. otlgaming:

Happy Mask Sales T-shirt
Inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask and available from GamerPrint

    otlgaming:

    Happy Mask Sales T-shirt

    Inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask and available from GamerPrint

    2 months ago  /  300 notes  /  Source: otlgaming

  9. sorry:

salty-dust:

frowl:

lushise:


dumpee:


cawllin:


rectify:


by far one of my favourite pictures on tumblr.


i didn’t know tigers could get MRI’s


Isn’t that a cheetah


pretty sure thats a leopard.
omg that is clearly a hippo..


you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards

It’s obviously a penguin

guys thats obviously me, what are you all on

    sorry:

    salty-dust:

    frowl:

    lushise:

    dumpee:

    cawllin:

    rectify:

    by far one of my favourite pictures on tumblr.

    i didn’t know tigers could get MRI’s

    Isn’t that a cheetah

    pretty sure thats a leopard.

    omg that is clearly a hippo..

    you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards

    It’s obviously a penguin

    guys thats obviously me, what are you all on

    (via rhiannonmjones)

    2 months ago  /  82,437 notes  /  Source: cro-no

  10. rock-me-sexy-jesus:

    Can I just..nahh that’ll never happen.

    2 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: rock-me-sexy-jesus