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Why is it that you always buy gum when you buy condoms?
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I want to kiss someone.
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(via rock-me-sexy-jesus)
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(via ell0there)
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I need some thrill in my life.
I want to do something exhilarating, something that’ll put me out of my comfort zone, something worthwhile and exciting.
Maybe something that’ll scare me because that’s when I feel most alive.
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Fuck crashing. My legs hurt so bad :( and my heart even worse. | #biggestbruisesever was more worried about my car this week than I was myself, looked down at my legs today and was like oh shit wow. #240sx
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Happy Mask Sales T-shirt
Inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask and available from GamerPrint
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you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards
It’s obviously a penguin
guys thats obviously me, what are you all on
(via rhiannonmjones)
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Can I just..nahh that’ll never happen.



